Favorite Quotes

This is an awesome/funny/sad/lovey quotes that I absolutely LOVE. Some are ones me and my friends have come up with and others are ones I have found online or in books. Have fun :D


"Who are you to judge me. I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean." - Online

"Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver." - Online and my obsession with duct tape :D

"Your an asshole spider" - DesandNate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w69q3k5PeHs

"...and suddenly the walmart you knew has become a tortured eagle penis...and that does not smell good at all." - DesandNate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w69q3k5PeHs

"Guns don't kill people. People with mustaches do." - DesandNate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w69q3k5PeHs

"My friends think I've gone crazy, my judgment is getting kinda hazy.My status is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a love sick crackhead." - Song - Your Love Is My Drug - Ke$ha