OH MAH GOD BLOGGER! REALLY!?

So, I have spent the last HOUR trying to set up my Blogger...really Blogger? Really? Between trying to figure out how to verify my stupid account  with my depressing lack of a cell phone (IM 16 DAMMIT!), coming up with a name for my blog, and designing it, I AM BURNT OUT. So yeah, "Dear Blogger, You suck. Love, Me."